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Did you see that thing at the window?
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Greetings, o covered-in-poo people.
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- Do you speak english? - You're early.
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Yes, poo-man, we have come from far away.
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Far, from the land of soap and indoor toilets.
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Is that a fry's chocolate bar with cinder-crunch topping?
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Yes, it is. Would you like some?
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Pity, there's none left.
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Come on, Miss Celia.
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Please, Blenkinsop!
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That's rotten. That's life.
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- I'll tell mummy! - Now, don't be like that, Miss Celia.