来自《我们所知道的生活 第0集》

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  Go ahead.
  开始吧
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  What? Why me? Because I'm the girl?
  什么 为什么是我 就因为我是女生吗
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  - Yeah. - No. Uh-uh.
  -对啊 -不
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  I am not changing diapers for the next two years.
  我不会让以后换尿不湿的任务落在我头上
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  - Get in there. -Okay, fine. Easy. It's not that....
  -快去 -行 小意思 根本不
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  Something you can take off the checklist. Check.
  你可以在清单上把这一项打勾了 勾
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  What are you doing?
  你在干嘛
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  I don't know. It's not a bra that I'm taking off a chick,
  我不知道 这又不是解内衣
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  it's a diaper taking off a baby.
  这是给孩子脱纸尿裤
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  - It's not rocket science. - Is there a box I can read?
  -这又不是什么尖端科技 -有说明书吗
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  Just take the tabs off.
  把粘贴带撕了就行
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  See those little tabs? Undo them.
  看到这些粘贴带了吗 撕开就行