I had free time.

我有的是时间
To do what? Bake more?

干什么呢做蛋糕
You have no idea what a great life is.

你不会享受人生
I had a great life. I went to games for a living.

我过得轻松自在游戏人间
Okay? girls would buy me drinks and throw themselves at me.

有很多女孩请我喝酒跟我上床
You see this shirt? I slept with the girl who sold me this shirt.

看这衬衣卖这衣服的女孩对我投怀送抱
You're disgusting.

你真恶心
People say you can't have it all. I had it all. It was awesome.

别人得不到的我得到了棒极了
Of course you think that's awesome,

那是你自己的感觉
because all you care about is getting laid.

你满脑子想的都是上床
Even Peter was embarrassed by you.

连皮特都替你难为情
He just never said anything to your face because he was twice the man you are.

只不过没当面告诉你他比你爷们