I got a lot on my plate, you're lucky I am here.

我给你带来了很多工具你真幸运
Back in the old times. I might peel your skin back, flay you.

要是以前我可能会剥你的皮活剥了你
Flay. That's a nice word, I didn't notice before.

剥皮多美的词儿我以前都没注意到
I had such a poor vocabulary.

我的词汇真匮乏
But then I discovered this thing: Google.

但后来我发现一样东西: 谷歌
Did you know that the colon is 20 foot long?

你知道人的结肠有20英尺长吗?
I had no idea, I don't believe it.

我不知道也不相信
I gotta see this for myself. I am dubios. It's another nice word.

这回要亲眼看看谁让我好奇心重呢这个词儿也不错
Anyway. I am sure you're curious too.

我敢肯定你也很好奇
Do not worry, everything is sterilized.

不要担心都消过毒了
I gonna keep you alive for the whole fun.

我会留住你性命好增加一点乐趣
You gonna get a reserved place in front, baby!

我会保留你的小弟弟