- So I created a second user account. - Of course.

-于是我注册了一个小号 -当然了
And asserted it wasn't your breasts that were so compelling,

说引人注意的不是你的胸
it was your blatantly slutty body movements.

而是你殷勤风骚的肢体动作
What evidence do you use...

你用的什么证据...
I posted a link on your Wikipedia page detailing your rise

我引用了你维基页面上的链接详述你
from small-town stripper to big-time financial news reporter.

从小镇脱衣舞女到明星财经播报员的经历
My Wikipedia page doesn't say that.

我的维基页面没那条
Check again.

刷新一下
You're going to see an emotional response

你将看到我脸上的情感反应
on my face and a physical response directed at yours.

以及针对你的脸的肢体反应
It worked.

挺奏效
After two hours, I had economic PhDs posting in all caps.

两小时后一群经济学博士都用大写回复