I don't know why you want to sit through

我不明白你怎么能看完
all those zombies eating people and no hot guys kissing anybody.

僵尸吃人而且还没有帅哥热吻
It’s gross. Like... And why are there that many zombie movies anyway?

真恶心怎么这么多僵尸片
'Cause if it's supposed to, like, draw a parallel about leprosy,

是为了类比麻风病吗
my cousin had leprosy. It’s not funny, you know?

我堂兄就有麻风病这不好笑
And, like, is it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism?

还是为了暗讽消费主义
Because don't be so pleased with your own, like,

警告人们不要自我感觉良好
self-referential cleverness, you know?

或自认为非常精明
Like, some girls like to shop. Not all girls, apparently.

就像某些女孩喜欢逛街显然不是所有女孩
Although I was surprised you even called at all. You know?

所以你给我打电话我非常惊讶
Like, your depression thing, I get it. I’m totally, totally worried.

你那么消沉我非常非常担心你
But after a while it's like,

都这么久了