And, like, is it supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism?

还是为了暗讽消费主义
Because don't be so pleased with your own, like,

警告人们不要自我感觉良好
self-referential cleverness, you know?

或自认为非常精明
Like, some girls like to shop. Not all girls, apparently.

就像某些女孩喜欢逛街显然不是所有女孩
Although I was surprised you even called at all. You know?

所以你给我打电话我非常惊讶
Like, your depression thing, I get it. I’m totally, totally worried.

你那么消沉我非常非常担心你
But after a while it's like,

都这么久了
-you're still bumming... -You want a ride, girls?

-怎么还无法释怀 -想兜风吗妞儿
...and I’m going through stuff, too. You know? Like Mike deciding

你知道吗我也经历过一些事
he just wants to be friends.

比如麦克说只想和我做朋友
What's up? Look what we found.

这是怎么了看看咱钓着什么了
It’s hard, you know?

那很痛苦