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Everyone gets carsick after a bottle of tequila.
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Oh, are you the witness? Is this the witness?
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Yes, this is the witness, and he's agreed to testify.
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Oh, I'm so glad you finally got that turd.
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Sir, that was unfair.
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You're performing a valuable civic duty by testifying.
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So what happened to Michelle?
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She totally bailed on me.
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I gave her the perfect get-over-Nick pill,
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and she didn't take it.
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What'd you tell her?
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I told her to quit wallowing, get back on the horse.