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- The gay mafia don't own these people. - What about Danny La Rue?
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- Not Danny La Rue. - Daniel O'Donnell's a nice boy.
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Not Daniel O'Donnell. You know why I can say this and you can't?
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I can say it cos I'm secure in my sexuality. Totally secure...
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- I'm not! - You've never doubted me!
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I'm as straight as a gun barrel, me, mate.
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- I'd give Ronaldo one. - I bet you would!
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Hello?
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Where are you? What?
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- Kenny? - I'm coming now, wait there!
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Kenny!
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I told her not to go off on her own.