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Let me see.
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- What do you say? - One for you and one for you.
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Not soap.
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Big Soap. Big Soap.
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Apparently, Big Tobacco
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and Big Fizzy Cola have formed this cartel
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to start selling - wait for it - fruity flavoured oxygen.
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In order to create a proper market for it,
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they've enlisted Big Soap.
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Big Soap have flooded
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the environment with enough organophosphates
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to temporarily disable your central nervous system.