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It's come to our attention
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that you're in serious violation of park rules.
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- And what would they be? - You know what.
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- No dogs allowed! - It's a silly rule.
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We know you have a dog in there. No point in denying.
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Red Dog is not your average dog, Mr Cribbage.
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He has privileges. Everybody knows that.
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I don't care if he's the Queen's bloody corgi.
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If you don't get rid of him, we get rid of you.
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Red, stop that.
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Your contract clearly states that you cannot own a dog.
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I don't own Red Dog. Nobody does.