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Welcome, gamers, to the first annual
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Worldwide Video Arcade Championships!
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Tonight, we have representatives here from the Guinness Book of World Records,
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as well as NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration,
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who will be videotaping tonight's competition
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to be included in a compilation of 1982's news events and popular culture.
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That videotape will be placed in a space probe
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which will be launched by NASA into our solar system
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with the hope of connecting to, and perhaps providing a message for
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extraterrestrial life, should it exist.
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It exists.
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Ladies and gentlemen,