It's an old-timey video game, '80s kind of folks like my dad used to play.

80年代的老式电玩我爸玩的那种
Mr. President, there is no nation on Earth that has the military technology

总统先生地球上没有一个国家的军事科技
to simply pixelate entire buildings.

能把整栋大楼变成小方块
Except Iran.

除了伊朗
Forget Iran!

不可能是伊朗
I'm thinking this is a cutting-edge multinational enterprise.

我想是某先进跨国组织干的
An NGO, a think tank, maybe even a corporation.

非政府组织智库甚至一家公司
We're thinkin' Iran when we should be thinking Google.

怀疑伊朗不如怀疑Google
So let's blow up Google.

那就轰炸Google
Can somebody take Grandpa's keys away before he drives us into a ditch?

谁能拿走这位阿公的钥匙以免他载我们去跳海
-Who is this person? -The sandwich guy?

-这家伙是谁 -三明治小弟
This here is my old arcade game technical

这位是我以前的电动玩具...