Do you remember how there was a tape of the event

记得有一卷录影带
and all the games that were played

录下比赛过程和所有游戏
that was then put in a capsule and shot out into the universe

被放进太空舱然后射进宇宙
looking for extraterrestrial life?

寻找外星生命吗
I have reason to believe that some alien life force found that tape

我有理由相信某种外星生命发现了那卷影带
and has sent down real-life versions of what they saw

将他们所见内容的真实版本
to attack us.

派来攻击我们
Brenner, I spent the day on 4chan

布伦纳我花一整天在网路上
searching for messages from the aliens to prove my theory.

搜寻外星人讯息证明我的理论
-And you wanna know something? -Tell me.

-你想知道一件事吗 -告诉我
I came up absolutely empty.

我什么都没找到
So then, as a distraction, I got up

为了喘口气我站起来