I know it's weird.

我知道有点瞎
Two buffoons like me and this guy giving advice to you badasses.

两个逊咖竟然提供意见给军中猛男
But the truth is we've been training.

但其实我们受过训练
Since childhood, we've been training our prefrontal cortex

我们从小就在训练前额叶皮质
to perform extremely complex motor feats

执行极复杂的动作技能
with hand-eye coordination unique to a very specific cognitive acuity.

一种特殊认知敏锐度的眼手协调
I learned a lot of big words at the dorm-room drug parties.

我在宿舍嗑药趴学到不少术语
All of it's been meaningless in all areas of our life.

但那对我们的人生毫无意义
But suddenly, it might be comin' in handy to saving our planet.

但突然间它成了地球救星
So we're hopin' you guys can forget about us bein' civilian morons,

希望各位忘掉我们是死老百姓
and let us teach you a few things in the little time we have.

让我们在有限时间内教你们几样东西
I think we might help you win this thing.

我们或许能帮你们打胜仗