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The Bifocal Blaster is here, by the way.
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I want an island.
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Oh, my God.
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There are 18,617 named islands
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that are part of the United States and its territories.
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Not to mention all the countless unnamed ones,
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like the soon-to-be-called Edwahii.
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You're not getting an island.
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Then I want a full pardon. I wanna get outta here for good.
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And after I do, I don't wanna pay no taxes like,
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forever.
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And no sales tax. If I wanna buy some, for instance, gum,