He was a genius, you know.

要知道他可是奇才
He could fart at will.

可以自由控制放屁
Yeah, Wilf, we're having breakfast.

威尔弗我们还在吃早餐
- I'm not kidding. - But don't let that stop you.

-我没开玩笑 -别光说不吃
I swear it's true. I saw it with my own eyes.

我可是亲眼见过如假包换
He got down on all fours and went into a meditative state.

他先气运最低点接着作沉思状
And when he was ready,

等到准备就绪
he could exhale and inhale through his anal canal.

他就能通过肛管呼吸
- I suppose that's the stroke talking. - I suppose it must be.

-我看那是中风了吧 -我看肯定是
Cissy, do you think I could replace Nobby

茜茜你觉得我能代替诺比
for a quick one in the long grass?

在草坪上跟你速速来一发吗
You have the nicest tits I've ever seen in my life.

你的胸部是我这辈子见过最美的