- I'm not kidding. - But don't let that stop you.

-我没开玩笑 -别光说不吃
I swear it's true. I saw it with my own eyes.

我可是亲眼见过如假包换
He got down on all fours and went into a meditative state.

他先气运最低点接着作沉思状
And when he was ready,

等到准备就绪
he could exhale and inhale through his anal canal.

他就能通过肛管呼吸
- I suppose that's the stroke talking. - I suppose it must be.

-我看那是中风了吧 -我看肯定是
Cissy, do you think I could replace Nobby

茜茜你觉得我能代替诺比
for a quick one in the long grass?

在草坪上跟你速速来一发吗
You have the nicest tits I've ever seen in my life.

你的胸部是我这辈子见过最美的
Thank you.

谢谢
Reg, you've got to try this jam.

瑞吉你真得尝尝这果酱
It is unbelievable.

好吃的不得了