Rango...

兰戈
We are gathered here today to immortalize in song

今天我们聚集于此用歌声来纪念
the life and untimely death of a great legend.

一位伟人的传奇一生和英年早逝
So sit back, relax, and enjoy

坐好了放轻松
your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections,

好好享用你的低热量爆米花和什锦糖果
while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero,

听我们来讲述这位英雄奇异而纠结的故事
who has yet to enter his own story.

而这位英雄至今还没进入角色
Crunchy-creamy-cookie-candy-cupcake.

MiMiMi MaMaMa[这家伙在开嗓子]
Okay, everybody! Let's take it from the top.

好了伙计们重头再来吧
The stage is set. The night moist with that apprehension.

舞台就绪恐惧在这潮湿的夜晚悄然袭来
Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life.

公主独守空房准备结束自己的生命
It is far better to nourish worms than to live without love!

没了爱情滋润的生活就是坨屎