The audience thirsts for adventure.

观众们翘首期盼着一段冒险之旅
Who am I?

我演谁呢
I could be anyone!

我可以演任何人
I...I could be the sea captain

可以演一个历经磨难的船长
returning from a mighty voyage, to reclaim his mechanical arm!

刚刚返航修复他的假肢
Or the rogue anthropologist, battling pythons down in the Congo!

或是在刚果与蟒蛇共舞的彪悍人类学家
Down, Chunga!

趴下春加
And if you desire romance,

若是你想来点浪漫
I will become the greatest lover the world has ever known!

我亦可化身绝世情人
Hola!

你好吗
I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.

我不禁注意到你注意到我在注意你
You know the women find me uncomfortably good looking.

女人们都觉得我帅得惹人抽