来自《兰戈 加长版 第0集》

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  Down, Chunga!
  趴下 春加
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  And if you desire romance,
  若是你想来点浪漫
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  I will become the greatest lover the world has ever known!
  我亦可化身绝世情人
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  Hola!
  你好吗
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  I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.
  我不禁注意到 你注意到我在注意你
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  You know the women find me uncomfortably good looking.
  女人们都觉得我帅得惹人抽
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  But you seem remarkably at ease.
  但是你貌似挺淡定的嘛
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  Oh, stop it! No, really...
  别这样 不 真的
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  Well, if you must! Ha ha!
  好吧 要是你真想这样的话
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  What are you doing?
  你在干什么
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  That tickles! Are those real?
  痒痒 那是真的吗
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  That's it! Conflict! Victor,
  没错 冲突 维克多