来自《兰戈 加长版 第0集》

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  burn everything but Shakespear.
  非莎士比亚的书不读
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  Who...who's Shakespeare?
  谁是莎士比亚
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  Sheriff Rango!
  兰戈警长
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  If that is your real name!
  你这警长当得很称职啊
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  I am tryin' to save my daddy's ranch,
  我在努力拯救我父亲的农场
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  which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown
  它都快寸土不生了
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  while you're playin' patty cake with each ral.
  你还在这边跟小孩玩过家家
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  Sadly, such a drab little thing.
  可怜啊 邋遢的小东西
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  Why does she do that?
  她这是为啥
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  It's a survival reflex.
  一种生理反射
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  Except her switch is just broken.
  只是她控制不了
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  Well! That's an inconvenience.
  还真费事啊