steps accordion troops of travelling thespians!

巡回剧团的手风琴乐队
- What is that? - I think they's thespians!

-那是什么 -好像是剧团
Thespians! That's illegal in seven states.

屁剧团在七州都是不准开剧团
The stage is set, the princess prepares to take her own life.

舞台已经就绪公主准备结束自己的生命
I yearn for love.

我渴望爱情
Meanwhile, the lone sentry stands and watch at the castle gate.

同时哨兵茕茕孑立守护着城堡的大门
Stands and watch at the castle gate.

茕茕孑立守护着城堡的大门
Hark! Who goes there?

听是谁在那
This plots highly predictable!!

这情节也太烂俗了吧
Quite! This is my favorite part!

安静到我最喜欢的地方了
Arriving to great fan' fair was her aging father.

走向这位美人的是她年迈的父亲
Strike a spike, Cupid.

给点反应啊蠢货