Doesn't this thing go any faster?

还能开快点吗
Well, l'm sorry, the speed limit is 70, so...

很抱歉限速是七十所以
Screw the speed limit! Actually, no. Ooh, yeah. Don't screw it.

操他妈的限速不对别超速
That's good thinking. Okay? Stay inconspicuous. That's good.

这样想才对免得惹人怀疑没事
How come I can understand you?

为什么我听得懂你说话
Are you using some sort of neural language router?

你是不是在用什么语言转换器
Actually, I'm speaking English, you fucking idiot.

你妹啊老子说的是英语
- That's not nice. - That was mean.

-真没礼貌 -是粗鲁了点
Look, I'm little tense. I was just involved in a major car crash.

刚遭遇一场车祸我还没缓过来
That was your fault.

那是你的错
I can't reach the pedals. My legs are too little.

我踩不到踏板腿短
I had to use the parking brake, okay?

只能用手刹的人伤不起啊