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And all these Persians
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with their armies, their fortresses, their roads.
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Who pays for it all? The small businessman!
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See, that's why I started a little campaign
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to spread some false notoriety.
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I spread it like a venerable disease in a Turkish harem.
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Behold the mighty ostrich!
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Come on, my beauty!
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I love this!
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And the tax collectors steer clear of me and my customers.
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Everybody's happy.
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Hey! Get the girls on!