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For this, my poppets, is a land of opportunity!
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My justice is divine.
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My laws are so simple
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you could write them on a pig's ear.
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In fact, I have.
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Law number one, "Those who work with bright, honest vigor
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"Will be rewarded with prizes
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"And trophies
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"And confectionery!"
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Law number two,
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"Those who fail to work hard,
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"Those who skive or malinger,