Ha! Just as I thought. You're not Lem.

正如我所料你不是莱姆
You're an alien zombie, like in Humaniacs II.

你是外星僵尸就像类人怪2里演的一样
Skiff, I'm not a zombie.

史蒂夫我不是僵尸
Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say.

是啊僵尸都被设计成要这么说
Tell me something the real Lem would know.

说说真的莱姆才会知道的事情
Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase

我知道史蒂夫是唯一的疯子
who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9.

认为政府把所有外星人存在的证据都放在了九号基地
And you give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans.

且你给小狗吃了一种糖让它拉奇怪的东西
It was just an experiment.

那只是实验
With all due respect, I've put in the hours and done a lot of alien research at work.

我承认工作的时候我会花很多时间做实验
What are you talking about? You work in a comic book store!

你说什么呢你是在漫画书店工作
The greatest source of scientific knowledge.

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