You know, you've never been to Disneyland,

你貌似从来没去过迪士尼乐园
and that's the happiest place on earth.

那可是全世界最欢乐的地方
Tommie! Cancel my morning tomorrow.

汤米取消我明天上午的安排
I'm gonna take a ride with my favorite author.

我要带我最喜欢的作家去玩一圈
No, no, no, please, Mr. Disney,

别别千万别迪斯尼先生
I cannot begin to tell you how uninterested,

我都没法跟你说我有多不喜欢
no, positively sickened I am

不我有多厌恶
at the thought of visiting your dollar-printing machine.

去参观你的印钞机的想法
Well, for crying out loud,

我的天啊
when does anybody get to go to Disneyland

这世上还有谁能在逛迪士尼乐园时
with Walt Disney himself?

由沃尔特·迪斯尼本人做向导
Disappointments are to the soul what the thunderstorm is to the air.

心怀失望之情正如漫天阴云翻滚