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Once.
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I'm malicious mean and scary.
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My sneer could curdle dairy.
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And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest.
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But despite my evil look, and my temper and my hook.
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I've always yearned to be a concert pianist.
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Can't you see me on the stage performing Mozart.
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Tickling the ivories, 'til they gleam.
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Yep, I'd rather be called deadly.
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For my killer show-tune medley.
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Thank you.
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'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream.