来自《长发公主 第0集》

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  Let's not even mention my complexion.
  更别再提我的皮肤
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  But despite my extra toes.
  但我除了有六个脚趾
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  And my goiter and my nose.
  甲状腺肿大还有酒糟鼻
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  I really want to make a love connection.
  我真心渴望一段爱情
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  Can't you see me with a special little lady.
  瞧我与一位娇小的女士
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  Rowing in a row boat, down the stream.
  荡舟水上 顺溪漂流
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  Though I'm one disgusting blighter.
  尽管我是个恶心的混蛋
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  I'm a lover, not a fighter.
  但我愿意去爱 而非好战
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  'Cause way down deep inside, I gotta dream.
  因为我内心深处有个梦想
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  I gotta dream, I gotta dream.
  我有一个梦想 我有一个梦想
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  And I know one day will never reign supreme.
  我知道一切终将实现
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  Though my face leaves people screaming.
  尽管我的长相吓得人尖叫