I-I-I got like no blood in my brain any more.

我脑袋里都没有血液了
He had some bad luck is all.

他只是运气不好
Oh, yeah, well, I know all about that.

好吧这我再清楚不过了
Excuse me.

劳驾
Take a quick look.

来检查一下
-How many pills did he take? -A fistful.

-他吃了多少药 -一把
-I see. -Are you a real doctor?

-知道了 -你真的是医生吗
Are you a real patient? Is that a real penis?

你真的是病人吗这个真的是阴茎吗
Mr. Valentine, you have what is called vein-induced priapism.

瓦伦汀先生这种病叫做静脉诱导异常勃起
Now, I can give you some blood thinners

可以用一些血液稀释剂
to open things up a bit,

来加速血液流动
but, uh...old blood's gotta be removed,

但是要放掉一些血