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But he died in 1587...
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Before any of the rooms were built or any of the lifts.
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But the swimming pool, as you can see...
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Was completed on schedule, in top-class fashion.
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There's nothing of this in the guidebook.
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The guidebook was written by a bunch of lazy,
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Good-for-nothing Indian beggars.
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And this, lady and gentleman, is the burial place of Mumtaz.
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How did she die?
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- A road traffic accident. - Really?
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Maximum pileup.
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I thought she died in childbirth.