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get them to the Yemen alive, don't ask me how,
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where they would be deposited
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in temperature and oxygen-controlled
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holding tanks built into a wadi
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that would, hallelujah, open during the rainy season,
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allowing the salmon to migrate upstream for, say, 10 kilometers,
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which would allow your sheikh
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to hoick them out of the water to his heart's content.
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Of course, until the dry season,
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when they will all
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die.
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Well, unless we feed the wadi all year round using the dam.