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I rose up in the morning
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And I felt a dire need
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To dream away the dreary day and down a cup of mead
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I felt the sting of honeybees
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Home brew.
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If I wasn't the village priest, I'd try for the village drunkard.
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Oh, great.
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A man could get very affectionate here.
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I haven't seen so many women for so few men outside a nunnery.
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The secret to success is never go for the prettiest one.
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Start with the homely one on the left.
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Right there.