来自《模范贱兄弟 第0集》

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  Nature.
  自然啊
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  Did you know that bald eagles are
  你知道秃鹰
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  Known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual
  的交配方法很诡异吗
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  Where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons,
  他们向上飞 相互扣住爪子
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  Then fall towards the earth while rotating,
  然后旋转着下落
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  Separating moments before they crash into the ground,
  撞到地面的前一秒才分开
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  If, and only if, they consummate their bird fuck?
  除非他们完成了交配
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  If they don't, they're willing to accept death by hard ground.
  否则他们情愿一起撞死
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  It's the ultimate race against the clock.
  这是最激烈的与时间的赛跑
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  Why are you telling me this?
  你干吗告诉我这个
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  Why would I not?
  为什么不呢
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  Hi, danny.
  你好 丹尼