Definitely do not send that.

千万别这么发
In hindsight,

回过头想想
maybe I should have asked for feedback before I pressed send.

也许我应该先问下大家的意见再点发送
Eighth! I can't be eighth!

第八我不能只排第八
Relax. It's just kissing.

放松只是接吻而已
You're still number one in the most important category.

在最重要的领域你还是排在第一名的
And, uh, what category is that?

是嘛那是什么领域呢
Shoot! I should've something ready.

该死我应该编好个什么东西的
Mary thought the text was funny.

玛丽觉得那条短信很幽默
She said we should go out tomorrow.

她说愿意明天跟我约会
Tom, that's amazing.

汤姆那太棒了
It's incredible. It's all downhill from here.

很棒但在这之后只会每况愈下了