...Get Mary to the plaza.

带玛丽去广场
I don't care how. You can lie your asses off.

无论如何你们都得把她骗去
Tell her you have a gun.

拿枪威逼都行
Just get her there with the speed of the world's tiniest hero.

用全世界最迷你的超级英雄的速度把她接来
Stuart little!

一定是精灵鼠小弟
No! The hero that knows that the fastest way someplace

不是那个想要跑得快
is to use your hands to karate chop the hair.

就用手切空气的人
Tom Cruise run!

像汤姆·克鲁斯一样奔跑
Tom cruise -- oh, this hurts my finger so bad!

像汤姆·克鲁斯... 我的手好疼
Jellybean must be rushing to get the results of her latest STD test.

小软蛋一定是急着去取她的性病检测报告呢
Can Trav do anything like a man?

小崔啥时候能男人点
Hey, guys, I need your help with Tom!

两位我需要你们也来帮汤姆