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* She's a good girl *
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* She's crazy about Elvis *
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* Loves horses *
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- Hey, Mary. - Hi, Tom.
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* And her boyfriend, too *
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Sorry if my friends were a little pushy.
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They're very strange.
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But judging by what they did for you,
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they must really think you're great.
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I don't know what I'd do without them.
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The Argentina lake duck has a corkscrew-shaped penis.
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I'm sorry. I'm not usually this weird.