I suppose it's a bit of an affectation,

尽管有些做作
but I often read the dictionary.

但我时常阅读词典
My word for today is "Flagitious",

今天的词是"无地自容"
which means wickedly shameful.

意思是极度羞愧
I live in a large house with my parents.

我和我父母住在一所大房子里
They tell me that our area has breathtaking scenery.

他们告诉我这一带有着摄人神魂的美景
I'm not sure I believe in scenery.

我不确定自己在意风景
However, the views allow me to spy on our new neighbours.

然而这视野让我得以窥视我们的新邻居
I don't know them yet but they seem like terrible human beings.

尽管素不相识可他们看上去相当糟
Ninjas.

忍者
My parents have not had sex for seven months.

我父母已有七个月没做爱了
I've been monitoring their intimacy

我一直通过他们卧室里的减光器开关