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Nobody could tease him about it cos he was so proud.
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How do you even know all men read poems?
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All men do, unless you're gay in which--
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Are you gay?
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Secondly, Chips. He wasn't even considered hot
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until the Watkins twins famously stabbed him in the back
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with compasses.
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He said nothing, showed no discomfort
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as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies.
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His stoicism reminded me of
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the brave men who died in the First World War.
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Chips is an outstanding bully.