来自《我配不上她 第0集》

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  didn't think I stood a chance in hell,
  我压根就没往这方面想
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  But now that she's asked me out
  但是现在她主动约我
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  I don't get it. It boggles my mind.
  我真的昏头了 完全不知道要怎么办
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  Why would she ask me out?
  她为什么要和我约会啊
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  - Are you dying? - what?
  -你快死了吗 -什么
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  You maybe have some rich benefactor in a top hat
  也许有个戴大礼帽富人在暗中关注你
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  Who's trying to set you up before you die.
  他想在你死之前让你体会人生的乐趣
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  Like great expectations. Have you read that book?
  像远大前程里写的那样 你看过那书吗
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  - Yeah, man. - It's so weird!
  -恩 是的 -真离奇
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  No, stainer, I'm not terminally ill.
  不 斯坦纳 我没得绝症
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  Thank you for your concern.
  不过还是谢谢你关心
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  - Then that's a brain-teaser, isn't it? - Tell me about it.
  -那不就让人伤脑筋了吗 -再给我说说