- Helps raise the hairs. - I don't like this!

-能束起那些毛 -我不喜欢这个
Kirk, if you want to abort the mission, that's completely cool.

Kirk 如果你想放弃没有关系的
I don't... I can't really abort the mission right now.

我不我不能现在放弃了
I've shaved approximately one-third of my balls.

我现在已经大概剃了三分之一
I'll look pretty fuckin' stupid if I stop now!

要是我停手的话看起来就太傻了
Did you shave one ball and then the other ball,

你是一个接着一个剃的吗
- Or are you workin' top to bottom? - Shut up, shut up!

-还是从下往上来 -闭嘴闭嘴
You shut up. I mean, seriously, just shave it like your face!

你闭嘴说真的就像你刮脸那样
I can't do it like my face!

我不能像刮脸一样
My face doesn't have two testicles sticking out of it!

我脸上也没有两个睾丸挂在上面
If it did, I would grow a pretty thick Goddamn beard.

如果是的话我会长出浓密的胡须
Kirk.

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