What's wrong?

怎么了
It's been a while and I'm not very experienced sex-wise.

我已经有一阵子没那个了而且我不是很有经验
- Kirk, please. Your balls are shaved. - Oh, I know. I know.

-科克你都剃毛了 -哦我知道我知道
It's kind of a new thing I'm trying out. It's a bad idea. It's...

这是个新的尝试不是个好主意这
I feel like I'm eleven.

我感觉好像我是11岁
What if I show you something I'm self-conscious about?

要是我给你看点我的秘密呢
- Oh, that would be amazing. - Ok.

-哦那肯定很酷 -好的
- Promise me you won't laugh. - No, I, I... I promise.

-答应我你不笑我 -不不我发誓
Ok.

好吧
What am I looking at?

我该看什么
That's it?

就是这个吗
- That's your big defect? - Webbed toes is not a defect!

-这就是你的残疾吗 -蹼趾不是残疾