来自《我配不上她 第0集》

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  - Oh, that would be amazing. - Ok.
  -哦 那肯定很酷 -好的
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  - Promise me you won't laugh. - No, I, I... I promise.
  -答应我你不笑我 -不 不 我发誓
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  Ok.
  好吧
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  What am I looking at?
  我该看什么
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  That's it?
  就是这个吗
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  - That's your big defect? - Webbed toes is not a defect!
  -这就是你的残疾吗 -蹼趾不是残疾
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  Yeah, no shit webbed toes is not a defect!
  是 他妈的蹼趾不是残疾
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  I was expecting some kind of pulsating growth
  我以为是什么心跳过快
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  or a cluster of lumps...
  或者是什么肿块
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  ...or like a little dick that, I don't know, talked.
  或者像一个会讲话的小鸡鸡 我不知道
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  This is what... all you got is it's
  这就是 你有的就是
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  inconvenient for you to wear flip-flops?
  不方便穿人字拖是吗