来自《芝加哥烈焰 第1季 第13集 第13集》

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  We've got four kids, Mouch.
  我们有四个孩子了 穆奇
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  I was counting on my sperm being too tired to make the swim.
  我以为我的小蝌蚪们已经没动力了啊
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  Well, I'm gonna head inside
  我进去看看
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  and check the levels on the hot chocolate.
  热巧克力煮成怎样了
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  Yeah, I'm gonna provide back-up.
  我去帮忙
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  You know, my grandmother had this garage door
  跟你说 我祖母的车库门
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  that was always stuck 2 feet off the ground.
  总卡在离地两尺高的地方
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  So one time I tell my brother Nick,
  有一次我跟我弟尼克说
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  I say, "Go inside and grab some butter."
  溜进去拿点黄油
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  - What? - We got a rule.
  -啥 -我们有条规定
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  You tell a story that we've all heard a million times,
  如果你的故事我们听了无数遍
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  we raise our hand, you gotta shut up, no questions asked.
  大家一举手 你就得闭嘴 不得反对