Bird in room.

屋里有鸟
This is a building of the utmost character,

整座建筑极具风格
which means that, you know,

也就是说
perhaps not everything will function in the way you expect it to.

部分设施的功能或许会令您感到"意外"
But, as the manager...

但是作为金盏花大酒店的
and Chief Executive Supervising Officer of this Marigold Hotel,

经理兼首席执行监管人员
I can tell you with great pride

我可以骄傲地说
that the building has stood for centuries...

这座建筑已经屹立了几个世纪
and will continue to stand

它还将岿然不动
for many more in 100% shipshape condition.

且完全井然有序地度过更多个春秋
Please follow me, carefully avoiding that naughty stone there.

请跟我来小心地上的石块
Around this corner,

转过这个角落