Except this guy.

除了他
Hi, Chestnut.

你好栗宝
I'm much more concerned with our business

我更关心我们的生意
and getting my head back above water.

想着怎么尽快脱离苦海
Men will come sooner or later.

男人迟早会来的
Well, according to my research most men come sooner.

根据我的"调查" 男人只会早"来" 不会晚泄
Oh, I thought we should stop by that new coffee place tomorrow

我觉得明天应该去那家新开的咖啡店
and introduce ourselves and your cupcakes.

推销你的小蛋糕做下自我介绍
I'm not gonna walk in there. I feel like I'm selling out.

我才不去呢感觉像是出卖自己
Okay, let's reframe the phrase selling out

让我们把"出卖"这个词
and make it sold out, as in

改为"卖光" 比如说
"Max, we sold out of the cupcakes"

"麦克斯我们的小蛋糕都卖光啦"