Fine.

好吧
But I'm only doing it so you'll eventually

我会同意只是为了让你
get your mind off the business and get laid.

别老惦记着生意有空去"滋润"自己
Why do you think I need to get laid so badly?

你为啥认为我迫切需要被滋润
If I'd just gone through all the tension and trauma that just happened to you,

如果你承受的压力和创伤发生在我身上
I'd be climbing telephone poles to take the edge off.

为了寻求安慰电线杆都会被我磨成针
Trust me, sex is the last thing on my mind right now.

滚床单这档事我现在压根就不会想
Oh, and speaking of reframing things,

说到这方面
I have a surprise.

我有个惊喜要宣布
I redecorated my room.

我重新装饰了我的房间
I scoped out some cheap fabric in bedding places

我在休斯顿街的床品店
down on Houston Street.

买了点物美价廉的布料