Oh, my god, son, you're alive.

天呐儿啊你还活着
Aw, man.

真逊啊
Now I haven't met any dead people.

现在我认识的人里都没有死了的了
I guess when they found nothing but my laptop

我想当他们只找到了我的电脑
and that necklace, they assumed I was dead.

和那条项链他们就会假定我死了
Turns out you can't trust a monkey with a note.

但事情不能只看表面是吧
You were gone for two weeks.

你消失了2个礼拜
What were you doing that whole time?

你都干嘛去了
Guess I needed time to think...

我想我需要时间考虑...
About us.

我们之间的事儿
Oh. Oh, and how you were gonna break up with me via video message,

所以你就通过视频留言跟我分手吗
which is just like a notch above a text, by the way.

顺便说句这确实比纸条留言高端