来自《纳尼亚传奇3：黎明踏浪号 第0集》

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  Dear Diary.
  亲爱的日记
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  It is now day 253
  我万恶的表哥埃德蒙和表姐露西
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  since my wretched cousins Edmund and Lucy invaded our house.
  入侵我们家已经有二百五十三天了
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  Not sure how much long I can cope living with them...
  不知道我还能撑多久
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  having to share my things.
  我不想和他们分享我的东西
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  If only one could treat relatives like one who treat insects,
  要是对待亲戚能像对昆虫一样
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  all my problems would be solved.
  那所有的麻烦都解决了
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  I could simply put them in a jar,
  直接把他们关在罐子里
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  - pin them to my wall? - I'm home!
  -或钉在墙上 -我回来了
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  Hello?
  有人吗
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  Note to self.
  小贴士
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  Investigate legal ramifications of impaling relatives.
  查找刺穿亲戚的法律后果